Ok so it lyke all started with me asking Sasuke out, I mean guess! That kid SO loves me but hes just way TOO angsty to show it!
And I was all lyke, "Aww, come on Sasuke-kun! You know one night with me would change your life forever!"
But then Lee showed up and was all lyke, "OMG!!"
And then he was all lyke, "Sasuke-kun! I challange you for Gai-sensei's
And Sasuke was all lyke, "Bytch, plz! Iz gonna use teh
But then I was all lyke, "Lee take it easy! Theres enough Sensei to go around!"
But then Lee was all like, "but Sensei..."
And I was all lyke, "Aww, Leee!"
And then it all happened like that, WITH P0RN MUSIC!!
But then Sasuke said something mad stupid lyke, "Tsh, uz gay"
But lyke, Lee got all pissed off and lyke started screaming, "STFU YOU FUCKEN SLUTTY UCHIHA HOE BAG!!"
And then they lyke SOO got into a bitch fight over me!
But then I was all lyke, "Aw come on boys! Why can't you two share?"
But then Lee was all lyke, "NO! GAI SENSEI IS ALL MINE AND SASUKE-KUN IS TOO ANGSTY TO KNOW HOW TO SHARE!"
But then I was all lyke, "LEE!!! STOP BEING SUCH A BRAT!!!
And Lee was all lyke, "OSU SENSEI!!"
And then, lyke, I dunno how we got outside but we did and I was all lyke, "Yosh sha, Lee! You get me the first night!"
But then by the next morning, after going at it NONE STOP with Lee, I just couldn't take it anymore x___X;
And that ladies and gentlemen!!!
IS WHY IM JUST SO UBER SEXY AND YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS CUZ YOU SOO WANNA TAP MY ASS AND MAYBE EVEN TRY TO BE JUST LIKE ME BUT YOU CANT CUZ YOURE ALL NOT EXUBERANT ENOUGH!!!
NO KAKASHI!!! NOT EVEN WITH ALL YOUR FLAIR, HIP, MODERN AND SUPER COOL WAYS CAN YOU BEAT ME AT THAT!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!